• Montagge@lemmy.zip
    7·
    6 days ago

    Fuck that! Both of those pollute. Just throw my stupid corpse under a sapling so I can return to nature.

    • sulgoth@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      6 days ago

      Nah fuck that, cremate me and compact me into a diamond. That way I can not only waste a crap ton of energy for a hollow gesture but I can then haunt a piece of jewellery.

  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
    3·
    6 days ago

    My cousin can do it cheaper but it’s a bathtub floating in a retaining pond filled with jet fuel.