Half of these are just OOP’s kinks showing
- I will edge you then ruin your orgasm
Like seriously OP just go watch some toe sucking watersports porn on Bing.
I will moisten your socks
Take it easy there, Satan.
I will fuck your throat hole
it just doesn’t communicate threat to people that are into it. You toss that out as you’re squaring off and someone goes “Oh shit I didn’t know this was foreplay-” and starts putting on chap-stick, like, that’s gonna wreck your whole plan
You will go nicely with the lamp base I just bought.
Some shit Dennis would say
There’s a repeated line in “Once Upon A Time” that is supposed to be romantic, but taken from another point of view is very unsettling.
“I will find you. I will always find you”
I will tongue punch your fart box.
I think there’s a lot of people who would reply “don’t threaten me with a good time”. Dangerous game.
I am not one of those people, my ass is hairy and no one needs to be exposed to that literal shithole. But I don’t judge other folks with freshly nair’d cheeks, y’all do y’all, I do worry about ecoli but they say it’s not a problem "¯_(ツ)_/¯ "
I will grant you immortality then lock you in a box
I will grant you immortality then lock you in a box
and drop it in the Mariana Trench.
Baccano spoilers! (Well, ocean, not the trench).
The Old Guard 2 is coming out this year, by the way.
wasn’t familiar with either movie or the series, looks interesting. might seek out the graphic novels first.
“I’m about to become the reason your children will have nightmares”
One of my go-to phrases is “Imma feed you to a cow”.
this is a great threat, anyone who’s watched cows eat, regurgitate, and re-eat, would be horrified.
I did once have someone come at me while saying “I WILL RIP YOUR EYEBROWS OUT”
I always thought the idea of biting someone else’s tooth out was unsettling.
Where have you heard that?! That’s new and disturbing imagery to me.
Just my head
My personal favorite is:
“I will walk through you”
