I’m a moon swoon fan myself
I’m here to eat bagels and stab the air, and I’m all out of bagels.
I’m mostly team bagel.
I’m mostly team bone.
Evil flute stuff.
Most of the stuff in op’s pic is just a normal day in baldurs gate 3.
Eat a Bagel
You sick Fuck!!!
Thank you, but I’d rather not limit my heralding of the apocalypse to a specific phase of the moon.
On an unrelated note, what if the earth suddenly stopped spinning for whatever reason, and we all got yeeted into space?
You would fall back down a couple minutes later.
Getting into space is easy. Just go up.
Staying in space is hard. After getting up above the atmosphere, you then need to get thrown sideways so fast that the curve of the arc you’ve been thrown on is equal to the curvature of the planet’s surface.
Earth’s rotational speed will only get you about 1/15th of the way to reaching orbital velocity.
I recently saw something by Randall Munroe about this, the guy who makes xkcd. Something in there where the moon would partially restart the rotation of earth.
Tag yourself I’m howl
Eat a bagel, fuck yeah.
Why eat the bagel when you can slice it with a machete?
The bagel is the second most powerful of the bread runes!
Pretzel rules supreme