Plot twitst: I dont have any webcams. Lol.
I think if they have videos of me jerking off they owe me money, not the other way around. That’s how onlyfans works right?
No, I get it. They’ll need expensive therapy after watching that.
My likeness is owned by PornHub and our legal team will be in touch.
Please remain where you are.
Probably doesn’t need saying, but no matter how tempting- NEVER reply. That just gets you put on an even better spam list.
Who even has their webcam pointed that low?
Earlier they used breached passwords associated with the email address to try to add some credibility. They don’t bother now. Just another scam meme to join the rest for eternity.
I can confirm they do still bother; I received an email doing this earlier this week.
You got video of me jerking off for free!? I charge extra just for getting to look at it. Bitch you owe me money, not the other way around!
What op should say to them
I love spammers who try to shame me into paying them. Good luck trying to kink shame a furry who’s given up hiding it. You try doing that and I’ll show you the kinda porn that makes me uncomfortable.
I’m laughing as I type this but I am in fact scared to even imagine what could.
But furry porn is a thing? Really? Outside manga and that sort of medium? That sounds hilarious to watch!
“I’m actually considering doing this for a living, so please go ahead and make me famous. Maybe we can collaborate”.
Seriously though, as said elsewhere, never reply to these.
I work as a sysadmin and had a user in my building call us about one of these emails. I didn’t say it out loud but, if it wasn’t true, why would he even feel the need to ask if it was real or possible?
I can appreciate that the plot twist wasn’t: “I don’t jerk off”
Man asexuals will blow your mind
Nah, just meant my man definitely own up to jerking it, just not around webcams.
How did they even get your email?
Sweet summer child
My boss got this one once. He asked me if we needed to scan our network for malware.
That raises more questions…
Plot Twist: They downloaded WebCam
Hello, my perverted friend.
I had a terrible flashback of Reddit where everyone would make the same reply over and over and over
I had a terrible flashback of Reddit where everyone would make the same reply over and over and over
You pos
Edit: I don’t mean it, I love you
I’ve come to wank with you again.
On a webcam soft-ly stroking
To a vid of extreme poking
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
The art
Of coitus
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