Ain’t no “I” in team, brother.

All. Hands.

Look to the left of you. Now look to the right. Now grab both them dicks.

Edit: shit, I’m sitting between my dogs.

We’d been using Arabic numerals forever. Pretty sure your parent is complaining (tongue in cheek) about New Math, because us millennial parents learned multiplication by memorizing a times table and we think that’s the only way to do it.

It makes sense, in terms of a long term education approach, because it teaches the other properties of arithmetic (like distributive or associative or cumulative) much earlier on, which IMO makes more difficult arithmetic far more approachable later on.

But it is weird as hell if you aren’t primed on it. They really should make a ditto for parents when they start doing it.

It was the Republican who knows how to Read’s idea in the first place!

So what if my boss knows when I’m fapping. Why else would they have scheduled an “all hands”?

Could you unplug your MRI machine and put a Kil-a-Watt on it for me? I’m really curious how much they consume at idle.

Tbh I don’t know why we don’t use copper. I imagine because it’s more difficult to fuck up threaded and doped connections as opposed to soldered ones.

I use SmartTube on my android tv sticks, no problem. I do wish autoplay had better intelligence though.

You ever see gas hookups in the US?

We use black pipe for most of the run. Cast Iron. The actual hookup itself is a flexible pipe…SS or Aluminum I think. Been a long time since I had gas. Sometimes they have like a rubbery-epoxy-ish coating but I assume that’s now quite gone and stinky.

Up until a couple years ago I thought we were moving away from racism and classism and more towards a caste system.

Turns out we actually are, races just have their own sub-castes.

But ultimately there are really very few examples of individuals moving past the second or third tier on their own. Those that do are often flaunted as examples of the American Dream or whatever. Basically, hunger games.

Not Netflix, but some shows have amazing intros that change every episode, like GoT.

Hell the intro was the most interesting part of the first 95% of the first episode (the last two minutes totally made up for it though).

Some shows put unique gags in each intro, like Simpsons.

My 1.5gb log folders disagrees. But I never tried opening a .txt in 7-zip.

My comments are just the code that didn’t work but I don’t want to delete yet because I might make it work except I never will be cause I already rewrote it so it does.

Dude wants to de-rail the trolley. Hes so worried about the people on the tracks he forgot about the people on the trolley, and he’s the one saying the trolley problem can’t exist in a vacuum. Well motherfucker, why have an empty autonomous trolley?

Well then I’ll make my own browser! With blackjack! And hookers!

Oh. Wait…that’s just tor-browser.

At once?

You taking stock advice from Justin Timberlake or somethin’?

Have you seen the quality of code that gets shipped lately? I’m fairly sure your AC does need an OTA patch.

This is why I prefer open-source facial tissue. Products like xclean and tiOSSue.

Just store your keys on the yubikey. Problem solved.

Or use a smart card profile and go that route.

If the firewall is breached, and nobody is around to read the SIEM logs, was there ever a hack?