Tip your waitstaff. Don’t be a pos.

Listen here, William… I know you’re new around here…

I’m all for poly relationships, but a thousand crabs in one suitcase is a bit much…

I want the most formal paid leave available, boss. Lol

So… the longer rentals aren’t rented, the higher prices go until the local rental economy collapses and properties get sold off to decentralized management firms, who are willing to gentrify a group of properties until they can raise the rent floor on everyone.

Idk, I was kinda getting there lmfao

“But we’re getting so many views right now, fam…”

I asked ChatGPT to translate a meme and now GPT talks to me like:

🕺🏻 Cool👍

“We got em the ropes!”

[we literally ran out of ropes]

OOPS! I just saw the “no politics” rule. My bad. I shouldn’t have used Ronald McDonald’s likeness…

🍑💨 I only saw this rule after posting. My baaaaad