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inclementimmigrant@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 hours ago

Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood

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Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood

inclementimmigrant@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 hours ago

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ZeroCool@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 day ago

Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed

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Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed

ZeroCool@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 day ago

geneva_convenience@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 days ago

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

geneva_convenience@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 days ago

cm0002@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders

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New Indiana Law Requires All Porn Viewers To Register As Sex Offenders

cm0002@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

VeganPizza69 ⓋⒶ@veganism.social · 6 days ago

"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

VeganPizza69 ⓋⒶ@veganism.social · 6 days ago

Arthur Besse@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 days ago

How The U.S. Is Resettling White South African Refugees

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How The U.S. Is Resettling White South African Refugees

Arthur Besse@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 days ago

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Ian Brown 👨🏻‍💻@eupolicy.social · 7 days ago

Had to check that one wasn’t

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Had to check that one wasn’t

Ian Brown 👨🏻‍💻@eupolicy.social · 7 days ago

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TheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 9 days ago

Baby Saves Affair

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Baby Saves Affair

TheImpressiveX@lemm.eeEnglish · 9 days ago

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jbk@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 9 days ago

Grandma AirTagged

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Grandma AirTagged

jbk@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 9 days ago

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMEnglish · 9 days ago

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMEnglish · 9 days ago

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inclementimmigrant@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President

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You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President

inclementimmigrant@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 10 days ago

Artificial Intelligence Could Never Do My Job, Because It Can’t Microdose Ketamine Before Board Meetings

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Artificial Intelligence Could Never Do My Job, Because It Can’t Microdose Ketamine Before Board Meetings

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Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 10 days ago

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jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 days ago

Reaganomics Finally Trickles Down To Area Man

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Reaganomics Finally Trickles Down To Area Man

jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 days ago

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Encephalotrocity@biglemmowski.winEnglish · 13 days ago

Clips from the Victory Day Parade in Moscow.

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Clips from the Victory Day Parade in Moscow.

Encephalotrocity@biglemmowski.winEnglish · 13 days ago

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SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 14 days ago

USS Clinton skipper claims he did not have international relations in South China Sea

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USS Clinton skipper claims he did not have international relations in South China Sea

www.duffelblog.com

SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 14 days ago

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Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 15 days ago

MAGA fans preparing to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Trump lose conclave

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MAGA fans preparing to storm St. Peter’s Basilica should Trump lose conclave

Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish · 15 days ago

seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMEnglish · 15 days ago

Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once

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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once

seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMEnglish · 15 days ago

Delta_V@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago

Mark Carney forced to wear Justin Trudeau mask by Melania Trump

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Mark Carney forced to wear Justin Trudeau mask by Melania Trump

Delta_V@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago

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ZeroCool@lemmy.caEnglish · 16 days ago

Vatican’s papal conclave kicks off with heated debate about hottest new choirboy

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Vatican’s papal conclave kicks off with heated debate about hottest new choirboy

ZeroCool@lemmy.caEnglish · 16 days ago

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMEnglish · 16 days ago

Most durable Tesla product

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Most durable Tesla product

seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMEnglish · 16 days ago

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