Servais (il/le)@discuss.tchncs.de to Casual Conversation @lemm.eeEnglish · 20 days agoWhats your stupidest joke?message-squaremessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down10
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareWhats your stupidest joke?Servais (il/le)@discuss.tchncs.de to Casual Conversation @lemm.eeEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square72fedilink
minus-squareactionjbone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·20 days agoAfter handing the hot dog vendor money, the Buddhist asks for change. The hot dog vendor replies, “Ah, but change comes from within.”
minus-squareYouAreLiterallyAnNPC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 days agoThe Buddhist then pulls a gun out from beneath his robes and points it at the hot dog vendor. The vendor exclaims, ‘I thought all Buddhists were peaceful!’ The monk then says, ‘Every monk carries with him his inner piece.’
After handing the hot dog vendor money, the Buddhist asks for change.
The hot dog vendor replies, “Ah, but change comes from within.”
The Buddhist then pulls a gun out from beneath his robes and points it at the hot dog vendor. The vendor exclaims, ‘I thought all Buddhists were peaceful!’ The monk then says, ‘Every monk carries with him his inner piece.’
That’s a good one!