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cantankerous_cashew@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前

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cantankerous_cashew@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前
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  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works
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    Could have been worse, he could have installed Vista

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      it stops being punishment if you ask for permission every few seconds

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      8 was worse. At least Vista looked like Windows instead of being some weird phone OS hybrid where I couldn’t find anything until I installed a third-party start menu. A start menu!

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        Vista with updates was also shockingly stable. 7 on launch was really just Vista with a new taskbar skin.

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        Found the Win Me fan.

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      Not even close. Vista wasn’t a straight-up middle finger to desktop users. Well, not by M$ standards anyway.

    • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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      Shouldn’t that be 11?

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        I always thought there’s a line people draw when they do bdsm so the fun doesn’t become torture.

        You just crossed it using a 6m pole in order to land as far as possible from the line.

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      Vista

      We are going to die!

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      We’re going to die!

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      Windows ME

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        Absolutely the worst from a power user perspective

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      Windows Bob has entered the chat

  • Monkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.com
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    BSODS&M

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    This post is so old that the first time I saw it Windows 8.1 was still rolling out

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      But not old enough for this to be about Windows ME.

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        windows me! my first computer that was “mine”

        had to reinstall so many times lol

        • Monkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.com
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          Anyone got a boot floppy around? Actually my first would have been a hand me down 80286 system with some version of DOS on it

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      Windows 8 was pretty bad, but you could at least still use desktop mode just fine with a quick settings fix.

      Fucking windows 11 took top, left, and right taskbar from us and then locked all the threads asking for it back, and prevented the registry hack to at least get top taskbar back.

      Windows 8 was fine

      I’m holding out on my work laptop until they force me to “upgrade”

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      Completely forgot that OS existed

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    BSOD

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    What about Windows ME?

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      Too dangerous. No safe word can save you from windows ME.

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        You’ll blue screen and you’ll like it!

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        The safe word is <This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down>

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    Just need to remove “8” from that message.

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    I read it in Ayoade’s voice lol

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    Not even the worst Windows

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    Classic Moss!

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    NOOOO, WHAT’S THE SAFE WORD?!

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    Could have been Gentoo.

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    I thought 8 was ok… 8.1 was the best 8, which changed a few of the annoying things and made it fine. I agree with the other person here, this should be Vista.

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      Only for subs, constantly asking for permission.

  • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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    PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE PINEAPPLE

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    Animal.

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    If she’s unrepentant, she’d get Windows Me

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