at this rate the rest of the countries are just gonna make a new groupchat without the united states in it
(Dont tell Trump, but they already did)
Did y’all stop inviting me because I shit the bed at the least sleepover?
No. You’ve shit the bed at every single sleepover.
gotta admit that’s a pretty strong reason to lose someone’s invitation…!
Wait, Russia and Israel just made a new defence deal? 'Cause Europe and Canada are no longer the USA’s allies. I thought that was made pretty damned clear on Canada’s side with the whole “elbows up” thing.
It took me way too long to realize that Russia and Israel haven’t actually made a new defense deal (yet).
Thanks for the laugh. This brightened my day!
That phrase sounds a little too French for Americans to understand
Never mind that those are English words
I should translate it for Americans then: 🖕.
😉
