Damn lots of upvotes on this! Love to see it.
Somehow, I don’t think HR would like this.
How bout this one?
now that i think about it, this would be handy for remote support techs walking a user on-site on what to do…
“you see the 3rd switch from the top that has the cisco logo? i’ll need you to power cycle it”
2 hours later
“oh i found it”
vs.
“you see the girl with the blue hair? unplug the box her hair’s connected to”
My company stopped using “named” servers and instances a whole ago, to be “more professional”.
But of course, you fuck up “restart Maria DB n1h5” way more often than “restart Thor”. 😅
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You forgot:
‘oh I found it’ unplugs a machine in a completely different room
But I can still see the cables. Attempt failed.
When the waifu PC components aren’t enough, you start getting waifu servers and networking
I feel like Ika Musume would be the best choice here due to her squid hair.
My cable management is bad enough to legally require censorship bars…