• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    “I promise cupcakes for everybody!”

    “Thats terribly bold of you sir…what about the diabetic?”

    “Don’t worry Johnson. It’s just an empty promise! I’ll be the only one to get cupcakes! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!”