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My dad used to threaten he would put our head in between two ears when we were really young.
If you say it quickly and harshly enough, it sounds kinda menacing.
I will turn you into a one-man human centipede
Is this with clones or more of an ouroboros situation?
I was thinking ouroboros but either works, whatever seems worse to you
I will measure the total length of all the nerves in your body
I will extracts your nerves and use your them to hang you.
that’s gonna be more painful for you
Once upon a time I heard a call scream “I will shit IN you!” and it’s stuck with me ever since.
Dubai oligarchs want to know your position
I will own your fingernails.
I will rat king your left shoes.
I will place your skull in my xylophone.
Gonna put tacks in your cereal, in 2 years
Thankfully they explained this wasn’t an exhaustive list, I thought these were all the possible unsettling threats in the English language.
My personal favorite is “I will walk through you”
I will make you look yourself in the eye without using a mirror
So a selfie camera on a phone then?
I was trying to avoid explicitly saying “I’ll make you look yourself in the eye with your other eye” to leave a little something to the reader’s imagination. That was my fault. Congratulations, you found a loophole in my wording.
I will pay the tooth fairy to put other people’s teeth in your mouth
You have a gift, my friend.
I will take away your healthcare.
I will take away your job.
I will take away your children.
I’ll take away your children’s protection from preventable diseases.
I’ll ruin your children’s education by firing most of the oversight and hiring an unqualified person to run the department of education.
I’ll cause the things you need to buy to widely fluctuate in price due to tarrifs or the threat of tarrifs.
I’ll undermine the government so much they can’t get rid of me or my cohorts.
And also I’ll boil your teeth. That was a fun one too.
They said “unsettling,” not “unconscionable.”
Damn lefties are scary. Except for the tariffs, those aren’t scary
We get it, you’re one of three conservatives on Lemmy and you have warped ideas about leftists. 👍
I hang around them enough to get a decent idea from y’all.
Doesn’t seem like it on both fronts, but ok. 🤷♂️
I literally hang out on lemmy
So? Btw, your comment history says you browse on occasion at best.
I’m going to gum your knuckles while you sleep.
I will show you the meaning of vivisection.
I’m going to take you to the basement with a potato peeler and a sack of lemons.
I’m going to make you eat your hair.
Like half these are just part of the BJJ experience
Blowjob-job?
“I will feed you broken teeth”
I’ll sew your asshole shut and keep feedn ya and feedn ya - Method Man
