A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️
📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion
You found what on my web history?!
Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.
“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?
Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.
I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?
Teeth hair.
“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”
Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13
is it called a jumping spider because that shit suddenly in my feed nearly made me jump out my goddamn skin!?
Rob Schneider is dip derp a derpity!
Hey! Do you want to make an app? I have an idea for an app.
Lycosidae Mirum
WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY
It was an alright Adam Sandler film.
„I see you“
When you realise you’ve been caught in a web of your own lies.
Have you seen my tweezers.