I deal with it through a lifetime of developing thick skin, education, and comedy.

The occasional threat of handing out 3/5’s of an ass whooping helps as well.

I’m black. Been judged and profiled my whole life.

The Skittles and Starburst flavors are the ones I usually go after, but yeah, they stiff you on the caffeine.

Reign is my go to, can get a 24 pack at Sam’s club for $35. 8 each of white gummi bear, orange creamsicle, and rainbow sherbet.

The masks wear out over time. The rest of the lizard people don’t like her and won’t give her a new one.

There was a video I watched years ago that had people run normal, the Naruto run.

Nonathletes were faster Naruto style, athletes were faster normal style.

They broke it down as if you’re not used to “controlling” your body for performance, forcing yourself into a weird form forces you to focus more so you don’t fall, so you get a bit more effort without realizing it.

Bang, yes. The Rockstar X-Durance, specifically. The thing to look for is them being sugar free & having 300mg of caffeine in a can. That’s “high end” compared to Monster, Red Bull, etc.

Run. That’s what I would do. Then probably call the fire department, the gas company, or an exorcist. Possibly all 3.

As a caffeine connoisseur, the “high end” energy drinks designed as pre-work out are all sugar free to prevent the terrible crash & stored sugar energy reserves. Was a night and day difference when I switched.

Bang, Reign, & C4 are the dedicated brands, Rockstar X-Durance is another popular one.

The speed of other people’s windshield wipers.

3 drops of rain and your wipers are set to Warp 12? I’m irrationally angry and judging the fuck out of you.

Full monsoon and your wapers are set to “occasionally, if I feel like it”? I’m irrationally angry and judging the fuck out of you.

FWIW, if that guy’s gear was the same pattern he’d blend better that his comrades.

Also, that cat is cute AF.

Got it. Canada needs a feral water buffalo population.

I would say this is great news all around. With SteamOS pushing the Linux market share higher than it’s ever been, and a partnership with Arch to boost direct development, this could mean other companies taking a hard look at Linux and either developing native software or ensuring proton compatibility out of the gate.

I’m imagining “Runs on Arch” markers on software like the old “Works on Windows '95” stickers I used to see everywhere.

the evils of big tech

“There are people smarter than me, and I’m scared of them.”

“I don’t know why, but if you remove this comment it fucks up everything.”

I saw this comment in a piece of code once; I left it there as not to tempt the fates.

Boot Loop - ties someone’s shoelaces together

Eminem - Fuel

Had to go back and listen to the wordplay because I didn’t think I heard it right, then the next line was him explaining that yes, I heard it right, then playing off the explanation.

Pablo Sanchez is OP.

I just use the last 12 digits of pi for all my passwords. So easy to remember!

Back in my day, coaches didn’t let you have water, because it was a sign of weakness that you needed “a break”, and it was the water filling your stomach that actually caused the cramps…

How do I volunteer as tribute?