• Eugene V. Debs' Ghost@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 days ago

      “We’ve also means tested the flashlights, so those who recall the time before the great darkness get less of the flashlights, and anyone who has flashlights that explode will be required to have a daily check of their pupils to ensure they’ve been good at not looking at the daylight.”