I was in Lidl earlier and these were on offer. Two things:

1. They aren’t fluffy light things like waffles. They’re edible bricks.
2. There’s a horrifying amount of calories that almost gave me diabetes just looking at them. Caramel and butter? Why even bother? Why not just drink a jug of sugar-lard?

How do Swamp Jerry’s eat these things? Do you eat half of one at a time dipped in tea? Like a Hob Nob.