Anyone know a good way to fake electrocution?
“Step 1: finger them till they cum”
You don’t say?
Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?
So you have time to violate them anally of course.
Why isn’t step 1 disconnecting them from the electricity?
I think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing
So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.
This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!
Jimmy says his cousin used a Red Bull at a party he was at where some dude stopped breathing and it worked
Not sure if /s, but this could be from a time before phones were widely available and getting a doctor meant leaving the victim for a substantial amount of time.
At least they put step 4 after step 2
“I swear, officer, I was trying to save his life!”
I’ll just get the doctor and let them jam their fingers in your ass. Should be entertaining to watch.
