Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoCan I just use my thumb?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down11
arrow-up172arrow-down1imageCan I just use my thumb?lemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoSo I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day agoI thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·21 hours agoThis was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!
So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.
This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!