Redditsux@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agoWhite House Says Gold Reserves May Be Used to Purchase Bitcoinfinance.yahoo.comexternal-linkmessage-square190linkfedilinkarrow-up1621arrow-down17file-textcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected][email protected]
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minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up75arrow-down1·edit-224 days agoStep 1: Put everything in crypto Step 2: Economy crashes, society no longer has power or running water. Step 3: Try to sell crypto but for some reason computer won’t turn on.
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·24 days agoStep 4: the rich that bought the gold uses it to privatize all water and power to get it working again, now becomes even more rich.
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·24 days agoDon’t worry, if you can’t afford a computer to manage your crypto, your employer can manage it for you (for a fee)
Step 1: Put everything in crypto
Step 2: Economy crashes, society no longer has power or running water.
Step 3: Try to sell crypto but for some reason computer won’t turn on.
Step 4: the rich that bought the gold uses it to privatize all water and power to get it working again, now becomes even more rich.
Don’t worry, if you can’t afford a computer to manage your crypto, your employer can manage it for you (for a fee)