• certified sinonist@lemmygrad.ml
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    22 days ago

    I am filled with an intense urge to steal when I see these cases. I don’t even know how I’d get said product out of the security cases, but I imagine having some sort of rag-tag team of go-getters that help me steal.

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      22 days ago

      You ask the clerk to get the coffee out of the case for you, then continue “shopping” for a bit so they forget about you, then you just leg it out of the store.