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minus-squareOccultIconoclast@reddthat.comBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·25 days ago There is no functional reason to have a toilet connect to an outside server So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.
minus-squarebane_killgrind@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·25 days agoCorrelates poops to your Uber eats from chipotle, serves you up Pepto ads preemptively.
minus-squareVerbFlow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·25 days ago“Being unable to take a shit is a small price to pay for the almighty poop-scanner”
So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.
Correlates poops to your Uber eats from chipotle, serves you up Pepto ads preemptively.
“Being unable to take a shit is a small price to pay for the almighty poop-scanner”