Finally we can tackle the menace of the wokest organ, the liver.
The Reverse Prohibition Era is coming!
Is this part of MAHA?
Make America Hungover Again
Vaccines are woke! Sobriety is woke! Fiber is woke!
Real MEN are DRUNK, DISEASED, and DON’T SHIT RIGHT.
Gotta bring back the peasantry if you want to be a lord.
I’m mowin’ the air Ran!
Steve Feinberg: “Pete, is that you talking or the liquor?”
Pete Hegseth: “Steve… I am the liquor”
it’s just every single little dumbfuck grievance in their rotten heads huh
It’s like they’re getting Stan Kelly to write policy.
Pretty much. His base is alcoholic petite-bourgeoise landlords and jetski dealership owners.
Funny given that Trump is a teetotaler.
sobriety for me, not for thee
Famous teetotaler: Russell Brand
Famous wino: Jesus of Nazareth
That sucks we have that in common. I just don’t drink, I wasn’t trying to make a whole thing out of it.
No worries I’m just a drunk history nerd trying to justify my habit
Reactionaries are nothing but Freudian death drive wrapped in flesh. It doesn’t matter what the question is, they’ll provide the answer that hurts them and everyone around them because they’re too feral to exist in polite society.
Nah this one is good old fashioned industry lobbying
it’s Pete Hegseth
finally, a third beerMy doctor said he’s worried about my liver and I told him I’m worried about your face because I’m gonna punch it if you keep quacking at me while I’m drinking.
I personally love exactly three beers, it’s enough to feel loose and buzzy for a short while, but no hangover or immediate consequences other than pissing, it’s a perfect amount to drink with good food at a cosy restaurant or a friend’s house for dinner.
Pete Hegseth insisted on this
“Look boss, I’ll invade Iran for you, but I’m not doing it sober”.
How long until they roll back DUI thresholds and enforcement to like 1970s era levels?
And cars with no seatbelt?
Aw sweet I can have three long island ice teas a day now!!!
I’ve tried pretty much every drug and most enough times to at least get a feel for em. Alcohol when you ass together the health negatives and social negatives is easily.thr worst drug out there and while thars partially due to inverse stigma and ease of access its still just as if not worse for you physically than most ‘hard’ drugs. If opiate addicts could get a reliable dhespmamd clean fix you wouldn’t even notice most of them from a sober person. Theyre usually just trying to not be sick. Upper guys are a bit of a different story but tsking booze out of their equation would really soften that blow.
Isn’t two drinks a day a lot?
“two drinks” that people actually drink is obscene
“two drinks” that are the serving size on the label is probably half a shot.
ha…
oh boy…
if only
Oh you don’t drink do you
Not every day
depends on how you define a drink
- light beers, not particularly
- double vodkas, yes
How about PainQuil?
Not any more
1-2 drinks per day? drinker’s nose coming back in style ig.
we need to bring back cigarette ads next. those were cool
Starring fat doctors. A doctor with a fag hanging out of the side of his mouth while performing an abortion.
An excuse to post one of my favorite things:
Clip from the original 1950s Sci fi classic “The Day The Earth Stood Still” where 2 doctors gab about the alien life expectancy while smoking cigarettes.
My doctor told me it was 1-2 drinks a week, and definitely not more than 4 at once. It’s a group 1 carcinogen and has moderate risk of causing cancer. It’s not bad advice, but it doesn’t play much of a role in my poor habits.
