VirusMaster3073@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days agoWhat were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?message-squaremessage-square549linkfedilinkarrow-up1323arrow-down15
arrow-up1318arrow-down1message-squareWhat were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?VirusMaster3073@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square549linkfedilink
minus-squareshottymcb@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoI’m not sure how we got on the topic, but it came up in a drunken conversation with a friend. I’m fully converted to a sit down wiper now.
minus-squareRampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoI mean, how does standing even work? Sitting spreads things and makes it all accessible.
minus-squareshottymcb@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoYou just get up after pooping, and then pull the TP through your butt cheeks. It’s massively inferior, the poop gets spread around when you stand up. I used like 10x more TP as a standing wiper. I will say it’s gentler on the asshole though.
minus-squaredandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agothat sounds awful, I would never think to stand to wipe - it smushes and spreads it, making it so much harder to clean up
minus-squareForester@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoStep one be skinny Step two raise one leg
minus-squarebss03@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoI don’t think we were drunk, but I did eventually ask a friend which they were… and it caused the same conversion for me.
I’m not sure how we got on the topic, but it came up in a drunken conversation with a friend. I’m fully converted to a sit down wiper now.
I mean, how does standing even work? Sitting spreads things and makes it all accessible.
You just get up after pooping, and then pull the TP through your butt cheeks. It’s massively inferior, the poop gets spread around when you stand up. I used like 10x more TP as a standing wiper. I will say it’s gentler on the asshole though.
that sounds awful, I would never think to stand to wipe - it smushes and spreads it, making it so much harder to clean up
Step one be skinny Step two raise one leg
I don’t think we were drunk, but I did eventually ask a friend which they were… and it caused the same conversion for me.