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minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoyou know, having elves just actually work like people used to think humans work would be pretty neat: elves literally do emit magical rays from their eyes and they see what the rays hit, elves do have 3 humors that need to be in balance, etc…
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoCold elf sperm makes girls and hot elf sperm makes boys
you know, having elves just actually work like people used to think humans work would be pretty neat: elves literally do emit magical rays from their eyes and they see what the rays hit, elves do have 3 humors that need to be in balance, etc…
Cold elf sperm makes girls and hot elf sperm makes boys