MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-25 days agoRight-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gayscreenshot-media.comexternal-linkmessage-square152linkfedilinkarrow-up1772arrow-down116file-textcross-posted to: weirdnews
arrow-up1756arrow-down1external-linkRight-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gayscreenshot-media.comMuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-25 days agomessage-square152linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: weirdnews
minus-squareThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·5 days agoMate, you had to go through the scanner first …sorry to tell you, you’re still straight. Thoughts and prayers.
minus-squarejagged_circle@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 days agoYou dont have to go through the scanners. You say no, and they let you skip it. But the tall dark handsome man will grope you
Mate, you had to go through the scanner first …sorry to tell you, you’re still straight. Thoughts and prayers.
You dont have to go through the scanners. You say no, and they let you skip it. But the tall dark handsome man will grope you