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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 25 days ago

It has to be there somewhere

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It has to be there somewhere

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 25 days ago
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  • Brett@feddit.org
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    and thats why you fold over the end. with that you also realize you’ve become old and like your dad. but thats life i guess.

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      Jokes on you I realized I was like my dad when it was clear I was emotionally unavailable

      • Brett@feddit.org
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        no need to get personal.

    • Cenotaph@mander.xyz
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      My father is a carpenter. I was born rolling the end of the tape, molded by it.

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        “You merely adopted the tape”

    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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      All well and good until someone else uses the roll

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    Oh btw, I’m only a sliver of tape and I’m going to rip off and you still won’t know where the real start is

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    If you get really frustrated you can run your tongue around it. Your tongue is much more sensitive than your finger and will find the ledge. Gross though.

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      I pray I never reach this level of desperation.

      • Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world
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        Imagine spotting a coworker going down on a tape roll.

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          “oh look Frank’s going for the tapussy again”

        • stephen01king@lemmy.zip
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          Hey, as long as you use more than the outer circumference length of tape at once, I’d say go ahead and use your tongue.

    • Slovene@feddit.nl
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      Also works for testing 9V batteries.

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    I hate that I have to scratch the whole thing but I somehow always forget to fold the end T-T

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    As someone who packs a metric ton of boxes for a job…

    I feel so seen

    thankfully we have tape guns, so we only need to deal with this bullshit once per roll

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    Flip around to, uh, find out.

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    Just run your nail in a back and forth motion along the tape and you find the edge easily.

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    “Found it!!”

    proceeds to tear the tape into strips that refuse to combine to peel the whole thing at once

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    deleted by creator

  • tischbier@feddit.org
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    Do you think this is how electrons feel all the time?

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    It’s here! Ooooooh! Its here!

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    A tip from the drama department:

    (@time stamp)

    https://youtu.be/ermpMhbZXUA?t=65

    …probably wouldn’t as well with the specific type of tape shown in the OP, but for most other types, this is a good one to shove into your muscle memory when tearing off a piece.

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    the xray machine

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    Save the arrow! ↑↑↑↑

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      Draw 3 internal arrows, that show the direction of fingernail scrape required.

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    I’m here

    And here

    And a lil bit here

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