The former prime minister’s ‘free speech media network’ will be unveiled soon, she announces at a cryptocurrency conference in Bedford
Watch as users turn it into a lettuce growing enthusiast forum
Lettuce see how that goes
Ok 49 days is impressive for a lettuce. It’s also impressively bad for a prime minister.
all the leftists should go there, make it a trans forum, let’s see how quickly she starts censoring things there.
That’s actually genius
That actually sounds like a good idea. Can you post images? Might start a twink of the week poll.
The former prime minister
incredible CV padding
Any politician launching their own media network is a reprehensible piece of shit.
Prove me wrong.
Any politician launching their own media network is a reprehensible piece of shit.
Prove me wrong.
Counterpoint?
Obviously I don’t have any examples here.
I’m sorry if I got anyone’s hope’s up
I hope this was a brief, fun, moment of mystery for a few of us.
Yeah, they are the exception
So any of the users will be able to freely tell her to kill herself?
Lol, oh, no. It’ll be like Trüf Social where only the platform’s dear leader can do that.
Think she has a bigger issue with being told she crashed the economy, after she crashed the economy.
But it sounds like she want to lettuce say whatever we want!
I felt like I was reading the onion where the real punchline is at the end. “Announced at a cryptocurrency conference” lmao
Would be great to put that to the test by spamming it with gay Marxist furry trans atheist content
But that’s just Lemmy again!
Or just lettuces
Marxist trans lettuces
You make an interesting and testable point, Afsee!
Can we flood it with Rule 34 lettuce posts?
Sounds like a plan.
Whats it going to run on? The vegetable section at the grocery store?
Not even the vegetables are that dumb.
I heard the vegetables preferred candidate is a head of lettuce
Why not a cabbage, they tend to smell
cryptocurrency conference in Bedford
This is the funniest part to me.
Hopefully the Morris dancers did a display at the opening speech.
Now accepting bets:: Which will last longer? Her freeze peach network or another head of lettuce?
Everyone gonna call it lettuce regardless
They could capitalize on that, and call it “Let us social!”
That would give it a friendly name and make her more approachable, which is why it won’t happen.
Desperate to somehow stay relevant. Shunned by Trump at his inauguration, despised by most of her party and the laughing stock of the opposition.
At first my thoughts were “does she really think she’s that relevant” now I’m just waiting for the hilarity to begin.
