Everyone knows gay sex isn’t gay unless you say “no homo”. Even in worst-case scenarios, if you just say “no homo” both before AND after doing it, it’s not gay.

But what if you’re getting married? Do you have to say “no homo, but I do” or are there other protocols that have to be followed? I don’t want my partner to know that he married a gay man during post-nut clarity while I’m passionately kissing him covered in cum after an intense blowjob.

No homo though.

  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 day ago

    The problem is you’re getting hard. You have to cum soft to counteract the gay.

    No homo is only temporary solution.

    As an aside, if while French kissing an anus your dick moves at ALL you must perform the anti gay warding ritual next full moon. Otherwise… do I need to spell it out?

    Trying to keep it pg

    • MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.comOPEnglish
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      1 day ago

      The problem is you’re getting hard. You have to cum soft to counteract the gay.

      So if I take a dick up the ass and get fucked so hard I have an anal orgasm and cum faster than I get hard, it’s straight? Wow I wish I knew this earlier!