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minus-squarePseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up97·7 days agoApparently neither of you are aware of how dense I am. ;)
minus-squareComfortableRaspberry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·7 days agoBut do you fit into that box? 🤔
minus-squarecrawancon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 days agofirst, ya cut a hole in that box…
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days agoI’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.
minus-squareTh3D3k0y@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days agoYou know… Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though. https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoYou can get a kit! https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1 I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoCutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
minus-squareKMAMURI@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·7 days agoNothing one of those fancy new blenders couldn’t handle.
Apparently neither of you are aware of how dense I am. ;)
But do you fit into that box? 🤔
first, ya cut a hole in that box…
I’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.
You know…
Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though.
https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
You can get a kit!
https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1
I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(
Cutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
Nothing one of those fancy new blenders couldn’t handle.
Don’t breathe this.
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I have mixed feelings about this.