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I just hope he dies before we hit the singularity.
You mean the Shitlerarity!?
Wow those specific words actually restored some of my faith in humanity.
… Am i mentally ill? Like its normal to shit on musk but like i cant explain the gravity of this sentence to my 15 year oldself and they where already mentally ill.
You’re not ill. Our society is.
Symptoms of exploitation, oppression, and rights revoked.
Por que no los dos?
Dude is going to be drooling into his pudding well into his 90s, while some surgical team harvests another batch of cum for his baby Farm
They want YOU to return to the office because they don’t want you to know how easy it is to work remotely.
He’s gonna work remotely.
Remotely like a ransomware hacker.
His time at DOGE may “drop significantly,” but in the same call he made it clear he intends to continue his political work until (at least) 2029. “I’ll have to continue doing it for, I think, probably the remainder of the president’s term, just to make sure that the waste and fraud that we stop does not come roaring back, which will do if it has the chance,” he said, adding he still plans to spend “a day or two a week” at the quasi agency.
He’s just not going to be in the spotlight, but he will absolutely still control Trump and DOGE on a daily basis
Of course, can’t let any of his shady business dealings fall under scrutiny while he’s holding the presidential reins he purchased.
