CAT: We’re having a really nice time. I’m dating Marilyn Monroe and also
I have another girlfriend who’s a mermaid. She’s half woman, half
fish. (He starts licking and kissing a photograph then turns round.)
It’s Miranda, my girlfriend.
As she comes out of the water we see the top half of her is a fish, the
bottom half is a woman.
HOLLY: Somehow I’d imagined she’d be a woman on top and a fish on the
bottom.
CAT: No! That’s a stupid way round. (He sticks out his tongue briefly
and grins and waves.)
Reminds me of Red Dwarf:
Lister (or maybe it was Rimmer): That’s a mermaid? Shouldn’t it be a woman on top and fish on bottom?
Cat: No, that’s the stupid way round!
Danny John-Jules absolutely crushed that role
Yes he did. I bet he’s fun as hell to hang out with too.