• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    16 hours ago

    You would need bipartisan acceptance of anthropic climate change

    I don’t think so. I think the GOP can keep saying shit like “the science is unclear”. Thinking it over more - maybe even a massive and insane die-off of sea creatures off Maine isn’t nearly enough. Maybe it’ll take something very weird for the GOP to finally change.

    A forested area the size of Maryland could burn in California and the GOP would laugh. But something popped into my head. Imagine there’s a biblical plague-like amount of rain over weeks in a very red state like Alabama. The locals say it probably hasn’t rained this much in that time span in 100s of years. Scientists say the rain might be a one in 1,000 year event. And then there are a few ginormous mudslides that coincidentally happens in a way that kill more than 100 people. The GOP keeps on saying “Climate change isn’t really manmade.” But they change their tune a little. “Still - it’s happening and it’s getting bad. We better control the weather.”

    Trump - of course - is the keystone. Trump might put his two oldest sons on the board of EvilCorp’s ClimateSolutions. And Trump might end up reaping hundreds of millions (even more?) in the bargain. If he changed his mind that climate change is a problem and it must be “fixed” - his hogs be very confused at first but they’ll quickly change what they think to follow his line. After all - he’s their prophet-god-cult-leader all in one.

    • TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      15 hours ago

      Imagine there’s a biblical plague-like amount of rain over weeks in a very red state like Alabama. The locals say it probably hasn’t rained this much in that time span in 100s of years. Scientists say the rain might be a one in 1,000 year event. And then there are a few ginormous mudslides that coincidentally happens in a way that kill more than 100 people.

      Already happened in WNC, and the Republican response was that the hurricane was created/controlled by Democrats using Jewish Space Lasers to kill off Republican voters. That might get old after a few more super-storms, though.