and earth will follow the bean orbit

A great calamity will happen

Beings with a heart of bean

will survive and become beanfolk

and live on beanstalks in beanhouses

and sit on beanbags and breathe nitrogen

The oceans will turn pink and taste like strawberry

but they will not have forgotten the

taste of bean and will crave it once again

the beanfolk will boil their kind alive

and cannibalism will become the norm

and the dark side bunnyboi shall

return to earth once against to reap

on the tenth month of the new lunar calendar