Since according to Bill Ackman the presence of a place you can buy eggs without a 100% markup is going to plunge NYC instantly into a Mad Max / Escape from New York style hellscape, what gangs are we all joining?
Personally I’m thinking the one of slightly sexy cultists who worship bodega cats.
How about you comrades?
These people are going to do this. They will send people to steal from these stores and make a silly ebay listing. If that doesn’t work they’ll send people to poison the food in the stores. NYC is going to need a lot of help from leftists to make these projects work.
I am definitely going to pay shipping and handling costs for 3 boxes of Kraft Mac & Cheese and a 1-pound pack of chicken breasts. Public grocery stores will never compete with this.
Any day now, the eBay stores will start accepting food stamps.
Yeah, we’re gonna need some kind of community safety plan for each one of these stores worked out with the people who live around them or something