i was checking out and the worker asked if I had my military ID, I figured she was joking so I said no just the hat and she inputted the 10% military discount lmao

ive been saluted by an old man and got the discount, now I just need to be thanked for my service to hit the trifecta

pic of the hat

  • WizardOfLoneliness [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    27 days ago

    no joke but thank you for your service god damn

    “Hey, you don’t have Veteran’s plates!”, so I lifted up my shirt to show him my gallbladder surgery scars and said “Does this count? Fallujah, 2005!”

    may never have fought a war but just about killed me, rip in piece