I’m tired of pretending that hospitals do anything useful. I spend 99.99% of my life outside of them, and every time I do go, I have the worst day ever.
Cancel hospitals.
True. While were at it we should close all schools as well. I have been to school. I dont need it anymore ?
Ya, only little babies go to school. Are we babies or are we men?
Dumb babies. Always lazy. I bet they dont even pay taxes
I go up to them to do a diss battle, and they cry immediately. Like man up, babies.
I bet these babies poop their pants to. Heh. Not like us SUPERIOR ADULTS
Given how healthcare works in America a good 1/3 of all business is just bullshit paperwork stuff and this feels more true than it should.
Yes! Brilliant! While we’re at it let’s cancel tow trucks, pink pieces of paper, envelopes with windows, cemeteries, seminaries, mud, snow, freezer burn, and foot cramps.
Ya fuck cemeteries. That shit has all needs to end.
Cemeteries reward dying. Shutting down the cemeteries will incentivise the working class to work longer instead of lazily dying. No more handouts!
And also, abolishing hospitals means less wages poor porky needs to pay and it will encourage those icky w*rkers to become Small Business OwnersTM! How exciting!
Are you Wes Streeting?
