• Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Are you saying you’ve never been shopping online, saw a shapely bottle of mustard, and then wanted to set it as your desktop background as quickly as possible? Why, it’s the next best thing to having a framed photo of the sexy, squeezable condiment with low calories and delectable flavor.

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      1 day ago

      You have created the perfect comment. I hope to encounter this comment again, randomly, all across Lemmy.

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        23 hours ago

        Thanks. I storyboard all my comments with my team. Moxy the cat and Wilford Brimley, my Japanese Chin.