I think she’s a keeper

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish
      121·
      4 天前

      You’re as bad as the chauffeur, who – directly after my wedding ceremony – said “You still have 24 hours to change your mind”. 🙄

        • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish
          9·
          4 天前

          It’s my fault. I should’ve picked a different chauffeur when the first time I called them and said I was getting married, and his response was “oh, a standing funeral.” 🤦‍♂️

          • Lupus@feddit.org
            6·
            4 天前

            Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?

              • Lupus@feddit.org
                2·
                3 天前

                Good start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.

                Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.”

                Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.