Wifey.
Wifey texts most to her boyfriend.
Wifey’s boyfriend texts most to his side chick.
Wifey’s boyfriend’s side chick texts most to her boss to lure him into banging her so that she could blackmail him.
Wifey’s boyfriend’s side chick’s boss texts most to his wifey because she got his balls and wallet in her wrinkly palms.
Wifey’s boyfriend’s side chick’s boss’ wifey texts me because she heard from a little birdy that I eat ass.
Eat ass. It’s worth it boys. \