• Carl [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    8·
    2 days ago

    Dear Chief Replacement

    “I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you’re curious about the frequency of which I’ve sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.”

    “That’s right.”

    “I’m going to FUCK the fear turkey.”

    “Follow me on Twitter @TheCrimsonFuckr!”

    “Sincerely, Alucard”.

    When you learn the details of Alucard’s backstory later, it makes a lot of sense why he’d have so much smoke for the Catholic Church.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPMEnglish
      5·
      2 days ago

      The Major: It’s kind of hilarious, in a mundane way.

      Maxwell: NO NO NO NO NO!

      Herr Doktor: What is, Herr Major?

      Maxwell: NO NO NO NO NO!

      The Major: That none of these vhaffle munchers ever put it together that “Alucard” backwards is…

      Maxwell: DRACULAAAAAA?!

      Herr Doktor: To be fair, how long did it take for us to figure that out?

      The Major: A fair point. But, ve vere very busy planning World War Three…!

      Herr Doktor: True. Also, it looks like our forces are being quite literally slaughtered!

      The Major: Ha! Who gives a shit?! Zey’re Nazis!

      It’s incredibly funny to be in on the Vladdy joke while everyone in universe is obvious to it.