I miss when my country wasn’t parodying itself
May the odds be ever in your favor.
These are fucking awful times.
Have higher standards.
Bruh, I watched the movies recently, and this is literally my first throught
The Running Man.
It’ll be funny and poetic until we all get to watch a contestant die for the first time during a prime time live event … and the crowd roars and the ratings go through the roof as everyone realizes … the gladiatorial games to the death have returned … and this time we can stream it!!!
Bread and circuses.
The United States is dying
Why does my bread keep going up in price then?
If bread’s too expensive you can always eat cake.
Trumpflix, but that show is pay per view with the premium plus $199 a month plan. $399 pay per view of course.
The other show available is a live feed of the torture at gitmo and El Salvador
I’d pirate it and not watch it just on principle
We have the Millionaire CTE Scramble already.
You know. Football. Handegg.
Ew, but yes.
Ew.
May the odds be ever in your favor…
What the actual…
We need to DEPORT OUR IMMIGRANTS! UNLESS they Win at a TV Show THEN we can Let them Stay and I see NOTHING Wrong with That! Or they’re WHITE!
-Literally EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN VOTER!
That is not true. Any immigrants that can spend $5 million are free to buy a fresh, hot, and newly minted social security card!
But that doesn’t buy you tolerance in the society. That’s extra on a subscription basis
I literally did a triple-take thinking I ate the onion and then realized it’s not fake. Holy SHIT. Time for the 2A.
The more I watch Andor, the more I feel like a need a gun.
Coincidence, really.
And they called me a fool for having Hunger Games on my bingo card.
Executions will be televised one day.
I know that I will have grim satisfaction while watching.
This article sounds like bs.
“According to the Daily Mail…”
My bs senses are tingling on this one, too. I think I’ll be watching for confirmation from elsewhere before I give this much energy.
Edit: it’s insane that it’s even remotely believable, though. And it is believable. Like, easily believable.
those five words from an unknown third-party source should be enough to raise flags, i hope…
The Daily Mail is nit an unknown source. They are the most awful British tabloid. I give them negative trust.
The Daily Mail is nit an unknown source.
lol ‘nit’ indeed :P
So MAGA wants to take away birthright citizenship and institute game show winner citizenship. This is the same government we’re relying on to do the right thing in a nuclear confrontation.
I am more frightened of the Trump Regime than Stalin’s in this regard. Both are evil, but one completely is completely void of sanity.
It is my hope that foreign governments are taking actions to take away the nuclear button from Trump. Maybe a deal with Qatar to activate the self-destruct if Trump attempts to give the order for a nuclear dawn?
I don’t know about foreign governments - who on the US side would make those deals, given that MAGA is running the government? But our own military isn’t run by robots, and they’re prepared not to take stupid rash actions on command from Bonespurs. This was talked about when he took office the first time.
Then they deport the winner anyway, because citizenship doesn’t matter to Trump.
That’s all they really know anyways, reality TV. Bit of a misnomer really.
I remember during the zelensky ambush at the white house that DJT said it would make great TV as well.
Clown country.
