BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoMommy's Choicesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square82fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1imageMommy's Choicesh.itjust.worksBigFatNips@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square82fedilink
minus-squareHenchmanNumber3@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoApparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.
minus-squareLucidlethargy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoLol, and after the baby is born, too.
minus-squaremriormro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoAborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoThe universe required correction.
minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-210 months ago“I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you’ve collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus.” -Plan B wielding Thanos
minus-squareSnipingNinja@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoI don’t think a Plan B welded uterus sounds nice, just to clarify, it is the welded uterus that doesn’t sound nice at all, Plan B part is okay.
minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-210 months agoLmao. Typing too fast and my fat fingers forgot the i.
minus-squareSnipingNinja@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoNo issue, gave me an opportunity to joke around.
Apparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.
Lol, and after the baby is born, too.
Aborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
The universe required correction.
I’m sorry little one
Gone, reduced to atoms
“I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you’ve collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus.” -Plan B wielding Thanos
I don’t think a Plan B welded uterus sounds nice, just to clarify, it is the welded uterus that doesn’t sound nice at all, Plan B part is okay.
Lmao. Typing too fast and my fat fingers forgot the i.
No issue, gave me an opportunity to joke around.