• Wilco@lemm.ee
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    10 days ago

    Stage 1 is a small tumor that hasn’t spread, where Stage 4 has spread to the blood and is basically everywhere. Stage 9 would be crazy. It would not only be spreading to other people (guessing that would be stage 6 or 7), but it would spread to inanimate objects. Poor fuckers would be giving their Honda Civic cancer there towards the end.

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      Stage 9 is everyone in the same room as you for more than 5 minute gets cancer.

      Stage 10 is when people just see an image of you and boom - cancer. Saw Ol’ Joe on the TV? Cancer. Disneyland Hall of Pridents? Animatronic cancer. You saw an Amtrack train in the distance? Close enough. Cancer.

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      10 days ago

      Does the inanimate objects include cancer as well? That might explain how he is alive at stage 9.

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          “Remember President Biden, stay centrist and don’t make waves … oh, and eat more Pineapple” -The cancer cells piloting the Biden Meat puppet around

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      10 days ago

      So there is a cancer in dogs that is an STD, and the cells are not from the hist animal what stage is that.