Here’s a list of positions that we could change in order to allow our user base to grow:

  1. No imperialism - change to imperialism only on weekdays, with no imperialism on weekends and bank holidays

  2. Death to billionaires - change to “billionaires must all wear the same ugly hat”

  3. Committed support to AES - change to committed support to ASS

  4. Star Trek -> Rick and Morty

  5. Andor -> Pacific Rim

  6. Lenin -> Kerensky

  7. Fanon -> Hamilton

  8. Warrant Canary -> Incognito browsing