I’m sure nobody else but you on the entire earth has thought of any of these possibilities and everyone who has spent the majority of their adult lives studying asyrophysics is just staring at their own privates. They’re just taking the lazy way out, sitting on their asses, content that dark matter is the solution. Thank God we have people like you to wake us the fuck up. You are a god damn Einstein. I want you to come to my house and fuck my sister.