The sand particles clinging to her simp are giving me so much fucking anxiety, right now. I realize I could’ve, like, kept that to myself. But the photographer also could have said “yo, brush your pussy off real quick, before I click this shot.”

I mean, imagine what she thinks, when she sees this fucking picture. I would be so outraged, if I was in her place. Like, “motherfucker, there’s gonna be internet people seeing my fucking snatch. Why didn’t you warn me that my labia majora were lookin’ like sand dunes?”