ZDL@lazysoci.al to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoI found a wallet containing a nice sum of money.message-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareI found a wallet containing a nice sum of money.ZDL@lazysoci.al to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square12linkfedilinkfile-text
I thought hard about what to do with the cash, but then I thought: “What would Jesus do?” . So I turned it into wine.
minus-squaretoo_high_for_this@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·24 hours agoI recently came into a lot of money. The bank wouldn’t take it, said I’d have to rinse it off first
I recently came into a lot of money.
The bank wouldn’t take it, said I’d have to rinse it off first
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