“Walt Bismarck,” a neoreactionary/alt-right blogger, decided to live by his beliefs and move from the liberal hellhole of Arizona to the midwest:

In 2018 I moved from a racially diverse swing state in the Sun Belt to a homogenous red state up in corn country. This decision was largely motivated by politics—I was looking to retreat to an imagined hyperborea free of crime and degeneracy where my volk had political autonomy.

The particular delight here is the section “Reason #3 - White people are no longer my most important ingroup”.

It turns out they don’t like him, they don’t like his ideas, and the white womenfolk don’t take to him. The frauleins prefer “stoic chudbots with rough hands and smooth brains” over his noble mind and physique.

In practice a society that encourages late marriage is actually much better for more bookish eccentric guys, who tend to be late bloomers in developing their masculinity and ability to seduce women.

(meaning: he came on weird at one of the nice church girls he was ogling to the point where one of her large guy friends suggested he take his leave.)

Our guy comes so close to introspection, but successfully evades it and reaches the root cause - these are the wrong kind of white people:

But these Midwesterners aren’t descended from entrepreneurial adventurers like the rest of us. Their forebears were conflict averse and probably low testosterone German Catholics who fled Bismarck’s kulturkampf to acquire cheap land under the Homestead Act. These people mostly settled areas where aggro Scotch Irish types had driven off the Injun decades ago, so they never had to embrace the risk-tolerant, enterprising, itinerant mindset that had once fueled Manifest Destiny. Instead they produced families that became weirdly attached to their generic little plot of fungible prairie dirt, and as a result we now have huge pockets of the country full of overcivilized and effete Teutons with no conquering spirit who treat outsiders like shit.

There is no shortage of genuine and active neo-Nazis out Iowa way. But they would have met Wordy NRx Boy here and flushed his head.

In the comments section, other racists call him out on his insufficient devotion to the cause of white nationalism.

Even our good friends at The Motte took the piss out of him.

The illustrations are, of course, AI-generated.

original post. Found on Bluesky by ratelimitexceeder.

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    “These women and their soyboy catamites refuse to engage with ideas that make them feel bad”

    Tag yourself I’m These Women but I surround myself with soyboy catamites.

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    “I moved to a place to be surrounded by white people, and decided I didn’t like white people because those white people weren’t hostile enough nor did they have enough of a desire to conquer other people. This made me realize white people are weak, so now I’m disappointed in them. But actually it’s because the white people in that area came from inferior nations 🤡.”

    That’s the premise of the article to save you from having to read absolute horse shit. That guy is a waste of atoms.

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      I would summarize as, “I learned that just being born white doesn’t make you superior to others…” yes yes yes yes “…because there are white people who suck, too.” Oh no.

      It’s like asking someone what “4+4” is and then they write out this long algorithm inexplicably including division and multiplication and some functions for some reason, and at the end they come up with 9. It took you so long to get so close, but in the end you still completely fucked it up.

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      Basically he’s like the dudes who left Twitter for Gab or Truth Social and found it boring because there weren’t any libs to own.

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    Low testosterone German Catholics

    hahahaha

    These idiots will never get the message that scientific racism is dog shit. They can’t stop obsessing over weird irrelevant shit

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    conflict averse and probably low testosterone German Catholics […] overcivilized and effete Teutons

    Kind of off topic, but this piece of wall to wall insanity reminded me how Steven Pinker tried to explain away southern US crime rates that didn’t fit with his Violence Is Declining And In Fact Everything’s Improving Inexorably (As Long As You Don’t Rock The Boat) thesis by randomly blaming irish-catholic sheepherder genealogy.

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    It’s impossible to stop returning to that steaming pile of dogshit post and find something new to sneer at:

    As Delicious Tacos aptly put it, a Far Left phase is treated like a woman eating pussy in college, while a Far Right phase is treated like a man sucking cock.

    SO? WHATS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE YOU WASTE OF SPACE?

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      So much to unpack. What the fuck is “Far Left”? How do you treat women eating pussy? Differently in college than after college? Why?

      I completely agree with framing all Alt Righters as cocksuckers, but I’m not sure that’s what was meant here.

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        You’ve got to get in their twisted headspace* to decode it. They mean the former is somewhat acceptable straight behavior, while the latter is “too gay” for stupid reasons.

        *not recommended for longer periods of time

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          Ignore me I feel stupider just trying to explain it idk, but I’m just straight enough that I can see what they mean even if I can’t really translate it for a normal person

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            That right there illustrates what that comment actually means. As a man, I’m assuming you are because of the context of being just straight enough to understand this, traditional society has created this expectation of manliness. That includes having an emotional, and especially a sexual, barrier against other men.

            This expectation is not socially present in women. So it’s “ok” from a social standpoint to be a woman into women, but it violates manliness protocol for a man to be into men.

            What this guy in the original comment is demonstrating is that he is entirely beholden to traditional social protocol, and he’s making the comparison, somewhat ironically, that being far right is viewed as a violation of the same social expectations while being far left isn’t.

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              No, you just don’t understand. The real punks want to codify existing social and sexual norms into inviolable legally enforced rules backed by state violence.

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              Just to underscore this, the Bible explicitly condemns male-on-male homosexuality and doesn’t even mention female-on-female.

              Although a true white chad society like ancient Greece understands that there’s nothing more manly than the love between two men.

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        You’re lucky that you don’t know all the fucked stereotypes going into this. If you really wanna know, I’m pretty sure it’s:

        • parts of mainstream society is only homophobic against gay behavior in men
        • gay behavior in women instead “doesn’t count”, or “isn’t serious”
        • therefore people thinking like this will accept a women “coming out of a lesbian phase” whereas they look down upon men who didn’t behave 100% heterosexual
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      If I could talk to him I might say - I mean, if you are out of your Far Right phase (and it was really just a phase) maybe the idea of a man sucking cock shouldn’t be your go-to example of a thing you imply can never be forgiven.

      But that’s none of my business, I’m just a puppet depicting a frog drinking tea.

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      sorry to fail to entertain you sufficiently! your refund is enclosed!

      [i’m not saying it’s always beehaw, but it’s always beehaw]

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    Lol he needs to get the fuck out of here

    Sincerely, A far left Midwestern queer lady who grew up German Catholic

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    So this guy had to regress back to before non-english types got their white card, got it 😂

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      Scraping for racism.

      These people’s obsession with “bloodlines” is astounding. The world isn’t fucking Naruto

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    I made it embarrassingly far into this article, but it was “five figure wagecuck hell” that for some reason made me stop and think, why am I still reading this garbage?

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      I made it a lot farther before I just couldn’t anymore. I was kinda hoping for some kind of real self-reflection or ability to further understand the mindset of people like him but it’s just the same “sigma grindset” bullshit they always spout.

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        Still not as racist as you tho

        Are… are you arguing “fascist” is a race?

        Because yeah, I hate fascists.
        Unsure how opposing racism is conflated with doing racism in your view.

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          I’m 100% sure you don’t know what fascist means

          Which is why it’s so hilarious for you to act like one while playing as anti

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              If you’d found anything you could credibly jump on, I’m 1000% sure that’s what you’d be bullshitting about now instead of some completely random and baseless accusation

              Yours is probably a trip

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                yours has a fuckton of right-wing dogwhistles including this fucking gem about brave:

                look, I’m not defending bigotry….

                But an aggressive homophobe seems like the type to be highly motivated to care deeply about working privacy tools these days

                So who exactly do you trust?

                also a ton of moronic AI takes, though the bigotry was more than bannable enough. so off you fuck

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                  update: yeah, @[email protected] is fine, though they’re being followed around on kbin by a rather aggressive fascist spewing shit like:

                  You’re clearly not, as you jump on anyone you even slightly perceive as against your narrative even if they’re calling out blatant corruption and illegal action that will damage institutions and all of its credibility for generations to come.

                  Sounds like you’re the fascist, but again all the readers can clearly see that

                  Hope this helps 😊

                  I’m gonna report this shit, though I don’t know if lemmy reports federate with kbin (and knowing lemmy, they don’t). is kbin alright? this seems like a pretty clear-cut ban for an instance with moderation that’s paying any attention at all

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    I’m always very nonplussed about what claims to pass for thought in white nationalist crowds.

    The stopped-clock moment in this whole is definitely where he dimly grasps that Republican audiences are way more openly positive to white nationalism than they were.

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    So I’ve never heard of (or maybe I’ve forgotten about) The Motte. It seems to claim to be a sort of “rational discussion is welcome no matter your viewpoint” kind of place, but IME places that go out of their way to tell you that in THIS many words, are actually “we welcome right-wing views under the guise of welcoming everyone’s views, but really we would like some right wing views to be posted.”

    What is this place?

    This website is a place for people who want to move past shady thinking and test their ideas in a court of people who don’t all share the same biases. Our goal is to optimize for light, not heat; this is a group effort, and all commentators are asked to do their part.

    The weekly Culture War threads host the most controversial topics and are the most visible aspect of The Motte. However, many other topics are appropriate here. We encourage people to post anything related to science, politics, or philosophy; if in doubt, post!

    They’ve got a long list of rules in the sidebar, none of which seem to be “bigotry not welcome.”

    My question - am I getting the wrong idea because I just read that one thread (which seems mostly right wing folks) or is it indeed yet another “We claim to be for everyone as our cover, but we’re really for the right” kind of a place?

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          Jesus fuck, I hate myself so I couldn’t help but take a peek. The first comment says “TL;DR but I will still counterargue!” The OP then responds “that’s stupid” and gets slapped by the admin for personal attacks. So basically, you can make personal attacks if your account has a history of agreeing with the zeitgeist and you veil them behind enough qualifiers. What an absolute joke of a message board.

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            I think some of them truly believe that more words makes their comment smarter, too. At one point I was thinking “there’s no way your misinformed opinions regarding cherrypicked hiphop examples and open musings about how unfair it is not to be able to say the n-word could possibly require that wordcount.”

            I also noticed there was no hesitation about using n-word uncensored within the comment.

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            I warn you it’s not even good rage bait. It’s a bunch of folks who think they know the entire breadth of what comes under the category of hiphop but cherrypick a few specific styles and examples to paint it all with a very broad brush. Their analysis even of the songs they specify is remarkably superficial, as is their view of the entire genre.

            When I reached the inevitable “they can say the N word but we can’t” pontification I stopped reading.

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      It is also a spinoff of Slatestarscodex reddit, where they had a ‘culture war’ thread which was a containment thread for the culture war topics (which is a bad idea, containment threads cause spillover in the rest of the community (see for example discords with ‘everything goes’ meme channels or the ur example /pol/), which was spin off from the subreddit because it was getting so bad. Scott (slatestarcodex) played the game of cryptoneoreactionary ‘sorry you feel that way’ disavowal of the thread but still vague endorsed themotte.

      I’m still annoyed I didn’t take screenshots of the replies on themotte trying to recruit people into blood and soil (a neo-nazi term if you are not up to that terminology) homesteading community. I still wonder if they deleted their own reply, themotte mods did it (doubtful as they seem to be very into also leaving mod messages for transparancy) or if it was the reddit admins.

      Anyway, the place sucks, and basically anything vile goes there if you use enough words, references, and are vague enough about it. (So don’t say ‘I want to kill people who cheat’ you write a 4000k word post on your ideal society which includes references to capital punishment for cuckolds).