I had a pretty embarrassing situation come up recently. I decided to get my junk waxed and picked a place near where I live. I like it bare down there and heard this option was much better than shaving. It was a nice girl who was very professional, and all was going well. That was until she asked what I did for work. As soon as I told her she said “omg! My best friend works there in the same position, do you know her?”. I did immediately, as she was a close cute co-worker that I’d known for years. We started out of college together, and we’ve have a bit of a friendly rivalry as we’ve moved up the company. When I heard her ask if I knew her my heart started to race.
You see, my penis is quite small… It’s never been a big deal for me and I’ve had one good relationship before, but it’s definitely well under average both length and girth (4” x 4”). Add in the fact I’m a grower and I was nervous about getting waxed, and I’m sporting a tiny button down there. I got through the rest, but I couldn’t shake the nervousness of thinking she was going to tell my cute coworker.
This morning I walk into the office and she greets me with a “hey!” and huge smile (she usually doesn’t even say anything). I can’t imagine she didn’t get filled in over the weekend. What do you think the chances are she knows about my size?
TL;DR: got my junk waxed by a girl who turns out to be my co-workers best friend. Pretty certain she now knows about my small penis.
How is it not? Thinking about them laughing behind my back and making jokes. I mean I’ll get over it, but definitely embarrassing.
If you’re for real: Almost nobody cares about your dick size. The few people who do are no better than the creeps who laugh at fat people for existing in public. Body shamers are the ones who should be embarrassed.
If this is all some elaborate humiliation kink thing: Stop roping nonconsenting internet bystanders into your fetish.
How would they know what your dick size is unless you got hard during waxing? You stated yourself that you’re a grower like a lot of guys and I’m sure a person who waxes genitals for a living would recognize this. This doesn’t make any sense.
If there is a median size, then half the men are under it. The only reason your coworker would be laughing behind your back about it, is if she was a shallow person - at that point she’ll be laughing about a lot more - height, looks.
At the end of the day, you cannot change your size, anymore than you can change your eyecolor, regrow hair as a bald person, etc. Ultimately, nobody cares about your dicksize, the only person that might is your partner, and even then it’s a prefference. A partner will never check all the “prefference” checkboxes either, since a partner that is “perfect for you” isn’t some magical entity that was created by reading your mind.
Some woman prefer a “more manageable size”. Also one that won’t hurt them.
Not all woman find a big one comfortable.
This is absolutely true. The women who actually prefer 7+ inches are rare, and most explicitly seeking it haven’t actually experienced it. My girl prefers 5 or smaller because we can’t do the things she enjoys at my size.
The size you’re describing isn’t small enough to even make jokes about. Believe me, I’ve heard women joke about size and it’s the 2 inches or less while erect range; and even then it’s about bad hookups or guys that have been awful to them.
Girls that see random flaccid dick regularly are even less likely to joke about size.